• 11:22 @kaigani That should totally have been named backmytweetup.com . #
• 17:00 -photo- I guess congratulations are in order, then.: tinyurl.com/ln4jd6 #
• 19:45 New mobile-friendly Microhappy: "How shall we fill it?" bit.ly/77bR1 #
• 23:16 Margaret Cho 7&9PM@Laughing Skull Lounge, Vortex Midtown (ATL) Sun Jun 28 benefiting GA Theater, tix vortexcomedy.com #

• 22:14 There's a blaze of light in every word. It doesn't matter which you heard. The holy -- or the broken. #

• 00:22 Solomon Hercules Atlas Zeus Achilles Mercury --> Scooter Honeydew Animal Zoot Annie Sue Miss Piggy #SHAZAM #

• 09:42 I wish I could break the link between stress and migraines, because apparently there's nothing I can do about the stress. #

• 15:47 My iMac just went all gray and Chinesey. #

• 21:45 Follow sports? @MnkysThrwngDrts is a lovely rendition of the viciousest, funniest no-holds-barred sportsblog. Nw wth fwr vwls. #

• 07:35 @thegreyman It's probably a fungus. #
• 11:49 @adricnet My sister did that when she was in college. You should make her sing some Ani diFranco, and if she's passable, fix her a sandwich. #

• 16:13 -photo- They come in "Fun Size": tinyurl.com/meeuh9 #

• 08:29 @mikodragonfly There's no respect at all for the world's smallest minority. #
• 15:31 Purges at universities, women & girls targeted tinyurl.com/naqwym #iranelection (via @shadesong @raqsasim @writeplayrepeat) #

• 18:21 Getting your Twitter filtered in Iran? @persiankiwi says try 148.233.239.24 port:80 (via @johnperrybarlow and @warrenellis) #
• 18:23 From @scottycline: New proxy server is up for any protesters who need it. IP is 69.92.182.124 port is 2100 (also via @warrenellis) #
• 18:45 -photo- The Making of Emo Bunny: tinyurl.com/nrgckg #
• 19:49 In case you missed it, Iran isn't doing well post election. Gunfire in Tehran not seen since the Ayatollah. Follow @persiankiwi. #
• 22:06 From @jacquesbarcia : New proxy for iranian protestors 128.112.139.28 port 3124 #

• 20:46 -photo- Kustom Kars: tinyurl.com/n9uwlv #

• 00:49 Do you really think science is all about picking the wings off of head-of-a-pin-dancing angels under a microscope? #
• 00:55 @adampknave _Licking_ the wings off of pinhead-dancing angels? That's not a tongue. It's a radula. #

• 14:10 @kaigani Jimmy Buffett's "Margaritaville" or Johnny Cash's "Burning Ring of Fire" #

• 02:35 -photo- Reference section: tinyurl.com/r2kmlx #

• 13:04 What if every day of your life you are slated to die but keep missing your appointment with the reaper because you were too busy having fun? #

• 08:14 @jc1000000 If no one's mentioned CERT yet, you should look them up. Computer Emergency Reponse something. The latest on viruses and Skynet. #
• 22:37 Not 100% happy with this migraine. Could use more hallucinations while I drive around at night in the rain sending text messages. #
• 22:46 Hmm. Kroger + bright lights + paint fumes from ongoing renovation + loud announcements + migraine = something truly military-grade special. #

• 09:41 Smog tops godawful today, like trying to see when your eyes themselves are glowing. Polarized Ray-Bans to the rescue. #

• 15:34 -photo- Nancy Popp gets above it: tinyurl.com/kn7o64 #

• 10:22 @alfie You know me. Always curious. Lemme see it! #

• 21:23 @JasonCosmo Sauron ice cream would taste like brimstone and BRAIN-FREEZE-AARRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! #
• 00:45 So who tried to call me from New South Wales tonight? Those are expensive telephone minutes. Should I have picked up? #

• 11:27 @Saraquse Not even for the Derby, eh? #
• 18:08 Big bad storm blowing up from due south. Carpenter bees nailing plywood over doors and windows, buying up drinking water and toilet paper. #

• 13:15 @cyberpunkdreams A rook can move as far as you like but only in straight lines. No diagonals. ;) #
• 13:39 @cyberpunkdreams I'm glad you saw through my wise-assed way of begging for a hint. :) Now what's the difference between a rook and a raven? #
• 13:43 -photo- The Evil in repose: tinyurl.com/pfa5yx #
• 13:51 @cyberpunkdreams Crow ~ chimpanzee; rook ~ gibbon; raven ~ gorilla. Got it. #
• 13:57 @cyberpunkdreams You know I occasionally do "talking animal" stories. If these distinctions are important to them, they're important to me. #

• 11:23 Pandora just hit me with Cake's version of "Mahna, Mahna". Will sue when I'm done rebooting my brain. #
• 11:36 @adampknave Oh, all right, but I can't be held responsible afterward. #
• 17:54 @adricnet Are you watching Mad Men again? What about the court order? #

• 12:55 Pinnacle chip emulator installed. "@[=g3,8d]\&fbb=-q]/hk%fg" ... [DEL] #
• 13:33 @warrenellis Business consultant for an investment bank, sometimes author and publisher. Guess which pays better. #
• 17:06 @adricnet No deliveries of naked women, booze, or huge stacks of cash to work this week, yet things are more pleasant than expected.... #

• 09:55 @jc1000000 WolframAlpha does, at least, know to ask, "African or European?" #
• 15:38 -photo- A name for the starkness: tinyurl.com/qru54c #

• 12:51 Dum de dum... Waiting for the library to open... When I'm president, 24-hour libraries, even in backwaters like Atlanta... Dum de dum... #
• 23:05 It is awesome that the homeless man who smells like petrified urine is no longer sitting next to me at the counter. #

• 14:20 @kaigani Whatever it takes to ward off the orbital mind control lasers... #
• 20:32 Not feeling any kind of awesome. Goals, beer too far away to reach. Nauseated, stressed out, oozing blood from orifices.... Time to regroup. #

• 21:07 -photo- Stuff I found walking around outside: tinyurl.com/qg5mnk #
• 21:07 -blog- Here’s one for you, WolframAlpha…:
  [*] tinyurl.com/pcuclc #

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• 09:45 Overheard in Alpharetta GA: "Man, I'm never gonna get the smell of roadkill out of my mustache." #

• 16:58 @writeplayrepeat Is Too Many Guitars a Colonel Bruce Hampton/Aquarium Rescue Unit reference? #

• 21:03 Couldn't sit at home. Headed to the cinema house to derail my thinkinge engine for a few hours, maybe strip teeth off a few week gears. #

• 14:27 @writeplayrepeat There's nothing like their cajun blackened shrimp tacos or squid tacos with added bacon and their homemade potato chips... #

• 08:34 @filigreed @mightywombat Make it four days and I'll sign the petition. #
• 19:28 Saving a few Sea-Monkeys back as a garnish for margaritas, as promised. Training the rest to kill on command. Best not get them mixed up. #

• 10:20 I look over and there are more explosives in the bed. Loose feathers, dog hair, explosives. I live in a Warner Brothers cartoon. #
• 13:00 Thunderstorm coming. Time to put on the plate-mail, climb an antenna tower on Stone Mountain with the Big Book of Blasphemy and a megaphone. #
• 18:35 -photo- Portable hole: tinyurl.com/dlaeq3 #

• 18:31 I'm apparently doing time in 1982. It feels like a whole-body toothache, post-Demerol. #

• 22:56 Cordyceps, Toxoplasmii, gordian hairworms, Wolbachia -- are these what it will take to change your mind? #

• 11:37 -photo- Half-wild tea roses in the yard: tinyurl.com/c5xs95 #
• 22:01 Caught off guard by thunderous applause as I leave work tonight. Inversion layer drops Fleetwood Mac concert right into the parking lot. #

• 16:27 @lilmissperfect I say it's an ibex. Or maybe a springbok. Perhaps a pronghorn... #
• 16:29 @lilmissperfect twitpic.com/41qgg - Definitely not an Impala. #

• 12:36 -photo- The same concept as produced by Hollywood, raw footage pre-production: tinyurl.com/cj43rz #
• 15:29 Damn. Missed the Ween marathon at Octane. Just in time for massive amounts of Zappa though.... #
• 15:35 -photo- Today's Uniform: tinyurl.com/ch5yd3 #
• 19:05 The wife is apparently writing a paper about some giant tw@ -- and this painting he made of some woman's vagina. #courbet #lorigendumonde #

• 12:39 -photo- Nerdalert: e17 survived me hitting the Jaunty button: tinyurl.com/d8pbqx #

• 08:21 In order to vanquish today, I'll need to arm myself with my full suite of superhero powers. 'Ware the mighty pop-culture earworm! Manahm ... #
• 08:29 @mightywombat I really should be careful where I point that thing. #
• 09:02 @mightywombat That one heads a list of words that wrests control of the hearer's neurons away and sends them cycling into the outer darkness #
• 10:39 -photo- Tumblebus: tinyurl.com/djl4y9 #

• 14:14 @warrenellis Did you stab it in its special place? #

• 08:38 @LMAshton Regarding your sourdough starter: What's a good name for an unruly shoggoth? Blob-Sothoth? #

• 08:39 Thinking about forming the Tl?n Government in Exile. It's about time to get the band back together. #
• 10:18 @cyberpunkdreams Tell that to all the newspapers and magazines that shut down or went online-only in the past twelve months... #
• 10:30 @cyberpunkdreams It's distribution and returns too. If people are still spending money on print, it's to reach readers who aren't online. #

• 19:35 -photo- Investigating Mark Wentzel's _Morale_Hazard_ at the Atlanta Contemporary Art Center: tinyurl.com/ccyoq2 #
• 21:29 @LMAshton Well, it _IS_ spring.... #
• 21:52 @LMAshton Well, that drops my best guess down to a mere third possibility. :) #
• 02:01 What's the Russian martial art of plane-to-plane combat for when you're out of ammo -- using propellers, wing-nudges, backwash, etc? Anyone? #

• 17:59 There's a sound a shotgun makes when you cock it. There's a peace the sound gives you when you hear it behind you. Today made that sound. #

• 08:38 -photo- Probably won't help, but worth a shot: tinyurl.com/ck5xmq #
• 09:32 I missed the largest part of the paulownia bloom while away, subtle lavender and wintergreen fragrance. Azaleas bloom in impossible colors. #
• 23:47 Free chocolate? For me? Thank you, Chocolate Fairy! I would bear your children, but that surgery is invasive as hell and unreliable... #

• 22:10 Today couldn't be more fired if it shat on the boss's carpet and then ate his lunch out of the breakroom fridge. #

• 19:44 Through security and settled in at the gate at JFK, awaiting my chance to skate around on slick runways and flap into a sodden sky. #
• 23:22 On the ground in ATL, reunited with luggage and everything. #
• 01:36 -photo- Nightflight: tinyurl.com/c949sn #